| A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie |
| All Our Fans Are Gay |
| Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot |
| Art Fag |
| Being Ignorant Is Awesome |
| Big Pasts. Bigger Loser |
| Body By Auschvitz |
| Bonus Track #3 |
| Branscombe Richmond |
| Chris Barnes Is A Pussy |
| Dead, Gay And Dropped |
| Deadbeat Dads Are Cool |
| Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers |
| Dictators Are Cool |
| Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny |
| Dumb, Fat And Gross |
| Easy E. Got A.i.d.s. From F. Mercury |
| Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed |
| Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb |
| Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us |
| Furnace |
| Gloves Of Metal |
| Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You |
| Hebosaurus |
| Hitler Was A Sensitive Man |
| Hogging Up The Holocaust |
| Hootie And The Blowfish |
| I Ate Your Horse |
| I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It |
| I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis |
| I Fucked Your Wife |
| I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid |
| I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women |
| I Hope You Get Deported |
| I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog |
| I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth |
| I Like Drugs And Child Abuse |
| I Lit Your Baby On Fire |
| I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died |
| I Paid J. Howell To Rape You |
| I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway |
| I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human |
| I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You |
| I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos |
| I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank |
| I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant |
| I Wanna Grow Old With You |
| I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler |
| Internet Is Gay |
| Into The Oven |
| Jack Kevorkian Is Cool |
| Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak |
| Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey |
| Just The Two Of Us |
| Kill Women |
| Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail |
| Locking Drop Dead In Mcdonalds |
| Marc Payson Is A Drunk |
| Metamorphosis |
| My Woman, My Lover, My Friend |
| Obviously Adopted |
| Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt |
| Picnic Of Love |
| Recycling Is Gay |
| Reni Auberjonois |
| Rich Goyette Is Gay |
| Saving Ourselves For Marriage |
| Shut Up Mike, Pt.2 |
| Steroids Guy |
| Sweatshops Are Cool |
| The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.i.d.s. Is Awesome |
| The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt |
| The Whore And The Donkey |
| The Word Homophobic Is Gay |
| Valujet |
| Van Full Of Retards |
| Walker, Texas Corpse |
| Waterfall Wishes |
| We Just Disagree |
| You Are A Good Food Critic |
| You Are An Interior Decorator |
| You Are An Orphan |
| You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick |
| You Drive An Iroc |
| You Fucking Break |
| You Go To Art School |
| You Got Date Raped |
| You Have Goals |
| You Keep A Diary |
| You Live In A Houseboat |
| You Look Adopted |
| You Look Divorced |
| You Own A Store |
| You Play On A Softball Team |
| You Rollerblading Faggot |
| You Sell Cologne |
| You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You |
| Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck |
| Your Kid Is Deformed |
